She has a tragic flaw and I'd like to share it with you all...
Come to 169 Bar January 2nd to continue the New Year celebration and rock out with:
KARA THRACE'S SECRET DEATH WISH: a fast paced musical journey through the mind of the most murderously courageous, insubordinately bloody, deviously sexy viper pilot in the universe. There will be guitars, harmonicas, maniacal shouting, an out of tune piano, hot chicks making out (byohc), and maybe even a hand drum. What more could you ask for?!
What better place to celebrate the season than at a dive bar on the lower east side with me and a bunch of people you barely know? Exactly, sounds amazing right? Musical Odyssey through deviously sexy viper pilot’s mind, good tunes, good people you don’t know... you get all of this for only six dollars! Now, I know what you’re thinking... You’re thinking: "Holy Shit Jared, I just got massively screwed by a credit default swap gone horribly wrong and six bucks is a lot of money right now... with six bucks I could get like, six cup o’ noodles, or purchase three and a half shares of AIG." Friends, we all know that society is going to collapse under the weight of a failing economy. I say there’s nothing we can do about it but go out guns a’ blazin.
However, I’m here to assure you that you will have an awesome kick ass time, and if you are not satisfied with the show, I will happily hold up the bar and refund your money.
$6 cover 169 Bar, 169 East Broadway, Lower East Side - take the F train to east Broadway... E B’way/Rutgers St.
April 2015 Film Preview
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