Showing posts with label Secret Cylon Club. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Secret Cylon Club. Show all posts

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Weekend Update with USA & Puerto Rico

This is the first straight up "Blog Entry" in a looooong whhile. First thing's first... a show is a coming folks - I promise that all you Desperate Timer folk, rock, acoustic, electri-pop, alterna-funk, prosaic-rock fans that there will be a Desperate Times live performance soon enough. We'll hopefully be playing with Kara Thrace's Secret Death Wish and The Secret Cyclon Club... somewhere in Brooklyn or the village... so please, look for that entry very soon. Leave comments like "Jared, get on this, we want to hear you again since Songs About Real LIfe (co-written with the hilariously talented Eric March) blew the roof off of Ars Nova last November!"

I hear you my children, I hear you. Give it a week and I'll have somethin' cooking that all y'all alterna-freaks and musical theatre punks will want to come see. It'll be one part prose, one part poetry, one part spontaneous rant, a whole lot of conga banging, Piano pounding and Guitar Thrashing... give or take a jews-harp plucking here or there.

I'm currently watching USA take on Puerto Rico in the World Baseball Classic, which not a lot of Americans seem to give a shit about. Well, this American gives a lot of shits about it. Unfortunately we are down 6-1 at the moment in the top of the 5th. Go Jeter!!! More could happen, if we score - there will be a subsequent post... but we must continue.

Baseball Season is around the mother frakking corner and I'm groin-grabbingly excited to walk in to the new Yankee Stadium on opening day and re-proclaim my love for this beautiful ballpark & my loyalty to this awe inspiring team. This is it folks, this is the year we bring a championship home to NEW YORK FRakkin City! She deserves it, I deserve it, and even if A-Rod Doesn't deserve it, we'll let him ride along the victory parade float anyway just so he doesn't feel left out.

Times are tough and tight my friends. I couldn't find two quarters to rub together to get me out of borough today to save my frakking life. Oy - it makes me think there must be some kind of way out of here.

A word on the use of Frak - It's from Battlestar Galactica, the greatest show on television. Haters, give it a try - I guarantee if you watch the 3-hour miniseries and don't like it, it means you're not human and have no business on this planet.

We finally got an update from the good folks at T2R, by way of webmaster Mr. Jason "Sweettooth" Williams that Things 2 Ruin, the incendiary cyclone of Songs by Mr. Joe Iconis should be rearing it's ugly head sooner than you think. This is very exciting news for us here at Desperate Times. Mr. Iconis knows how to write a godsdamn good song... songs about hate and hope, jailbait and whiskey and Desperate fucking times. We eagerly await T2R's New home - so from us here at Desperate Times to ya'll over there at T2R blog - Godspeed and Good hunting.

Everyone else: Let's make some fucking art. If you have a poem or song or scene or picture that you'd like to see on the blog - let me know and i'll throw it up there asap! coming soon: The Fabulously Talented and ultimately adorable helen Parson and her cavalcade of comics.

Till then

Om Mani Pad Me Hum

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Agnostic Christmas Shoes

Desperate Times Song Book Series: Part 3 (In Our Ongoing Series)

Agnostic Christmas Shoes: Music & Lyrics by Eric March

Performed by Jared Weiss, Eric March, Featuring Lauren Marcus and the Secret Cylon Club (Dave Campbell, Arvi Sreenivasan and Bowen Salkin) at Ars Nova's A.N.T. FEST 11/17/08

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Kara Thrace's Secret Death Wish 1/2/09 @ 169 Bar

She has a tragic flaw and I'd like to share it with you all...

Come to 169 Bar January 2nd to continue the New Year celebration and rock out with:

KARA THRACE'S SECRET DEATH WISH: a fast paced musical journey through the mind of the most murderously courageous, insubordinately bloody, deviously sexy viper pilot in the universe. There will be guitars, harmonicas, maniacal shouting, an out of tune piano, hot chicks making out (byohc), and maybe even a hand drum. What more could you ask for?!

What better place to celebrate the season than at a dive bar on the lower east side with me and a bunch of people you barely know? Exactly, sounds amazing right? Musical Odyssey through deviously sexy viper pilot’s mind, good tunes, good people you don’t know... you get all of this for only six dollars! Now, I know what you’re thinking... You’re thinking: "Holy Shit Jared, I just got massively screwed by a credit default swap gone horribly wrong and six bucks is a lot of money right now... with six bucks I could get like, six cup o’ noodles, or purchase three and a half shares of AIG." Friends, we all know that society is going to collapse under the weight of a failing economy. I say there’s nothing we can do about it but go out guns a’ blazin.

However, I’m here to assure you that you will have an awesome kick ass time, and if you are not satisfied with the show, I will happily hold up the bar and refund your money.

$6 cover 169 Bar, 169 East Broadway, Lower East Side - take the F train to east Broadway... E B’way/Rutgers St.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Genius Talent Soul Men

Jared Weiss Songbook Series: Part 1 (in our ongoing series)

Genius Talent Soul Men: Music & Lyrics by Eric March

Performed by Jared Weiss, Eric March and The Secret Cylon Club @ Ars Nova's A.N.T. FEST 11/17/08