My Top Ten Films of the Decade

Hey All! It's December 31st, 2009. The decade is almost over. 2010 is just around the corner. Ten years ago I remember thinking to myself; "If I'm not an Indie music icon or a Broadway star or a critically acclaimed film actor by 2010, there's no point in living." Well my friends, it turns out that there are more important things in life than fame, fortune and an entourage. I'm trying to think of them... ah yes; friends and family. I'm grateful for the friends I've made, friends I've betrayed (and vise versa) and even the friends I've lost. No sense in crying over lost opportunities and missed chances. I'm still here aren't I? And that's gotta be better than NOT being here... although I heard somewhere that there's a 1 in 5 chance that we are NOT real. Same odds as a dentist shitting on Trident.

I'm thankful for the connections I've made. I'm saddened by the connections I've lost. But life goes on and you gotta pick your goddamn head up and move on; like a World War I Russian soldier in Siberia - pick up your fallen comrade's rifle and charge! Charge like there's no tomorrow... cuz one day there won't be a tomorrow - so enjoy today.

Wow - so this was supposed to be a quick little top ten films of the decade list and here I've gone and gotten all think-heavy on you.

This list is by no means the word of God - nor is it a list of "The Best films." No, it is simply a list of my personal favorites that for some reason or another have made a lasting impact on me. The order is subject to mood, I've already changed it around a dozen times, so you're gonna have to live with this one. Here Goes...

My Top Ten Films of the Decade: (Directors listed on the right)

1.) There Will Be Blood - Paul Thomas Anderson (name a better film actor than Daniel-Day Lewis. Go ahead. You tried right? And you can't.)

2.) Synecdoche, New York - Charlie Kaufman (Existential delight... and torture.)

3.) Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind - Michel Gondry (No words, just a tear. A long forgotten tear.)

4.) Kill Bill Vol. 1&2 - Quentin Tarantino (It's one movie to me and it's a masterpiece.)

5.) Lord Of the Rings: Return Of The King - Peter Jackson (Gotta give it up to this Epic film that deserves all the awards it ever got. Beautiful.)

6.) The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou - Wes Anderson (Who ze shit is Kingsley Zissou?)

7.) Master and Commander: The Far Side of The World - Peter Weir (Best film ever about life at sea. If you can find me another that's comparable, please let me know.)

8.) The Dark Knight - Christopher Nolan (All you haters out there, get over it.)

9.) No Country For Old Men - Joel/Ethan Coen (And then I woke up)

10.) Gladiator - Ridley Scott (Joaquin Phoenix MAKES this movie. Without someone that diabolically evil to play off of, Crowe would never have won the Oscar for Best Actor.)

Honorable Mention:

A Mighty Wind - Christopher Guest (every person who has one second of screen time in this movie is hilarious)
I've also got to give props to:

A Prairie Home Companion - Robert Altman (I've been listening to Garrison Keilor since before I could form contractions and Altman does his little show justice; the master's last great work in a storied career)

Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries - Michael Rymer (Even tho it's not a feature film, BSG miniseries gets an honorable mention. At three hours it was shot like a feature film and it's just as compelling as any feature film made in the last decade. All you naysayers out there, watch the whole thing. If you aren't compelled to watch the rest of the four season show's 73 episodes, I will eat my hat. It will be made of California Rolls, but I will eat it.)

Alright guys, there it is, my list of the best of the past decade... I'm sure I've left some of My favorites out as well as yours, but feel free to dish on it and let me know what you think...

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"Pile up enough tomorrows and you'll find you've collected nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make Today worth remembering."