She Wants to Send Me An Email

Date: 12/19/12

Time: 3:42 am

Location: The Interwizzle

I say

Fine.

Just as long as it's not one of those 'look on the bright side of life,' pick me up, feel better bullshit e-cards, with a picture of a cartoon bear climbing up a mountain. I can't take that shit.

She assures me there will not even be so much as a mention of bears, animated or otherwise in this email.

Five minutes later I get an email.

Upon opening the email i was immediately directed to a website that featured 100 animated dancing Jesus' walking 'like an Egyptian' to the tune of Steve Martin's classic 'King Tut'

Like a tool, I smiled.

I put on My Fair Lady, and went to sleep.